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Mattopia Jones finds
Wii Tennis to be extremely therapeutic.
Wii Sports

Tennis: John Mattenroe
(The Legendary Johnny Matt)
Favorite Quote:
"You CANNOT be serious!?!"
-John McEnroe
Mattenroe

Boxing: Rocky Mattciano
(The Legendary Mattopian Stallion)
Favorite Quote:
"You're gonna eat lightning and
crap thunder!" - Mickey Goldmill
Mattciano

Baseball: Joe DiMattio
(The Legendary Shoeless Matt)
Favorite Quote:
"Knock the cover off the ball!"
- Pop Fisher
DiMattio

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27 January 2007: Wii News is Now LIVE in the U.S.

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