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Al Roker, weatherman The Blake Street Bombers The Pope receives the blessings of Mattimus... ... then turns around and blesses everybody else. Bob Geldof, rock legend Cal Ripken, baseball great Catherine Zeta-Jones, actress Elvis? Joe Sakic with a really big cup Jonathan Pryce, star of <i>Brazil</i> Kim Wilde, rock hottie Jane Krakowski and John Schneider on Shubert Alley Liam Neeson, actor Margareth Menezes and David Byrne: burning down the park Mujibur, of <i>The Late Show with David Letterman</i> Nessie; follow the red arrow to photographic proof of her existence Steven Spielberg, legendary filmmaker, in Krakow, Poland,<br>at the premiere of <i>Schindler's List</i> Thom Yorke, asshole rock star from Radiohead



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