7 Habits

7 Habits of Highly Effective Mattopians

1. Endure
"By endurance we conquer."
- Ernest Shackleton's family motto

Transcript of Matt Power's Interview with Mattimus
(Original Air Date: 12 March 2003 via Satellite from
Downtown Baltimore, Maryland, USA)

My Dinner with Kid Rock and Uncle Kracker Wannabes
A Very Special Message from New York City
Baz Luhrmann's Production of Puccini's La Boheme
(Springtime in Matthattan)
Mattopia Jones and the Curse of the Bambino
The Chairman of the Board Says...

2. Lead
"Either lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way."
- slogan in my dad's print shop

PeopleSoft Buys JDE... Maybe:
Where Did It All Go Wrong?
(My Open Letter to Craig Conway)

3. Reinvent
"There are no reverse gears on this tank."
- Bono

Everclear: Live at the Roseland Ballroom
Fashion 2003: The Easter Parade
PT Cruiser Selected as Official Car of the PRM
This Explains Everything, Dear Aries
Stripped and Justified... or... Justified and Stripped...
The New York Yankees and Mike and Ike Candies: Life's Little Lessons

4. Dream
"Dream to touch the stars and live to touch your dreams."
- Commemorative plaque in Christa McAuliffe Elementary,
Greeley, Colorado, USA

MBC/NBC Joint Venture Talks Fall Flat:
Mattopia Jones Interviews for Position as Trump's Apprentice
Steamboat Springs and Strawberry Park: Pit Stops for the Soul
Cleveland: In the Name of Love
Cleveland: Photos
Mattopia Jones and the Cult of Assholes
Harry Caray's: Holy Cow!

5. Lemonade
"When given lemons, make lemonade."
- Unknown Wiseperson

New Year's Day 2004
Mike and Ikes: An Essay
New Year's Day Horoscope
Women and Their Big Buts: Part II
I Put the "P" in Princeton
Stately Matt Manor Ransacked

6. Listen

7. Walk

Appendices:
Caring For and Feeding Your Mattopian Soul
Mattopian Reports: The Rental Cars

Live Footage Using the Revolutionary Mattopian Unsteadycam (patent pending):
Test Video: Grand Central Station (2.3MB)*

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